I Choose You SN2....BACKSIDE ATTACK.

It's that time of year again! I can just feel it in the air; the smell of adderall sales, snippy attitudes, violent, tear filled break downs and caffeine overload. All these symptoms are sure signs of finals season. My first one (Chemistry) is today and instead of studying, I feel like dicking around on here. 

With all the finals hooplah (i.e. 12 hour study sessions), I've simply lost track of what day it is. I realized today that it is Saturday, and back in my younger years that meant PARTY night. I found this little image a while back and it always amused me, so I figured I would post it here as a memory of Saturday's past. 

WANTED

I am currently seeking a photographer to follow myself and my friends around in order to better document our lives.

Qualifications:

-Must be willing to work for praise alone.

-Must not have other friends/committments/etc that will keep you from doing your duty of taking my picture

-Must have your own camera (preferably very expensive and of good quality)

Contact me if you are interested. I have several applicants already, so really try to set yourself apart from the group (bribes will do). 

<3

A Scary Thought

I love this picture because it reminds me of fond memories with friends....but it also scares me to death. If you raise your eyes above the lovely group of folks in the photo, you can clearly see my roof caving in. One day you will try to call me or just wonder to yourself, "what happened to that one girl, Ally?" and you will be (hopefully) saddened to learn that I have been squished to death by my own home.